Natures Cock & Balls

I know this has nothing to do with dressing room walls but I do love it so. It is a photo of some creatures dropping that resembles a pair of testes. An eagle-eyed, hirsute spotter sent me the picture and I photoshopped on a big black cock for my own amusement.
Enjoy!

Mixing console

I turned up to a rehearsal studio in London to discover that some crass individual had pressed the auxiliary send switches in such a fashion as to create a pattern akin to a spurting cock & balls. How could they!

Taking one in the chops

I spotted this crude yet delightful "add on" cock in a side street somewhere in Belgium. As I prepared to take a shot this resplendent urban owl swooped down to try to eat the crudely drawn cock & balls. I think he may have thought it was a vole or shrew or some other kind of woodland mammal. Just look at his beautiful plumage.

Big Bag Lil Wang

This beaut could easily have been taken from the pages of a medical journal detailing disproportional genital malformations. I feel it may not be coincidence that it was found on the wall of the trabendo club in Paris. I've heard that french mens wangs are tres lil.