Monday, July 23, 2007

Cock man with Cock


This is a new form that seems to be evolving world wide.
It the convoluted personification of a penis. These penises often have penises themselves and sometimes the penises penis has a penis.

This marvelous example is an adapted toilet paper dispenser in the grotty crapper of a club in Miami. The subject is pointing with his right hand to his bottom half which is a large penis instead of legs. Two main points need to be noted about this- firstly: A human with a fish tail instead of legs is a mermaid or merman but what is the name of human with a cock for lower limbs? Any ideas would be very welcome. Secondly: Does he really have to point out the huge meat pipe he has growing down from his pelvis.

The addition of the disembodied cluster in his left hand is just salty icing on this fabulous cake.