Cock man with Cock

This is a new form that seems to be evolving world wide.
It the convoluted personification of a penis. These penises often have penises themselves and sometimes the penises penis has a penis.

This marvelous example is an adapted toilet paper dispenser in the grotty crapper of a club in Miami. The subject is pointing with his right hand to his bottom half which is a large penis instead of legs. Two main points need to be noted about this- firstly: A human with a fish tail instead of legs is a mermaid or merman but what is the name of human with a cock for lower limbs? Any ideas would be very welcome. Secondly: Does he really have to point out the huge meat pipe he has growing down from his pelvis.

The addition of the disembodied cluster in his left hand is just salty icing on this fabulous cake.

No Balls (so far)

Look at this poor little fella. He knows his fate!

like it or not a deliciously large set of cock and balls will appear on his little chickeny under-carriage. He has been on the wall of Numos in Seattle for a while now, sans balls, but we all know it's only a matter of time. Poor little chap.

The New Wembly Tower

This beauty was spotted recently at in the toilets during the construction of the new Wembly Stadium. Not even finished and already decorated with some of the worlds finest art work.

My man on the inside has evidence that points to the artist being of eastern European extraction; if that's the case I'm relocating eastwards just for the eye candy.

What Has He Been Eating

This is a different form of art to the pictorial masterpieces usually featured here at dressingroomwalls. It is poetry; the eloquent domain of Keats and Kipling. If this poet had been in Britain (and not San Fransisco- where I found it) surely the Queen herself, after relieving herself in the bathroom where it adorns the door, would have instantly scooped him up for her new poet laureate.



If it is difficult to read directly from the photograph I shall transcribe:

Here I shit,
Broken hearted,
tried to shit,
and only
shitted out
blood and worms.

Just out of camera shot the poem was accredited to Ed Sullivan. Excellent work Ed.