Are Those Mine?

I discovered this slice of genius when I looked down as I sat on the scabby old sofa in the dressing hovel at the Beta Bar in Tallahassee, Florida.

Image my surprise when sitting on a flea ridden ming bag old settee just before a gig when I look down to discover my cock and balls hanging out of a large hole in my kecks. But no. upon closer examination I discover some talented trickster has drawn a cock and balls on the sofa just where ones own meat and two veg would be if they were to pop out. phew! there were "ladies" present, relief. I then discovered that beneath my bottom they had drawn, as the label described, a rusty sheriffs badge just where my nipsy would be. This is the first anatomically correct dressing room masterpiece I have ever seen. The label "your rusty sheriffs badge here" was a positioning marker so as you would achieve the best vantage point to view the cock and balls. Pure triple distilled genius.

Shave What?

I found this, quite large (about 3" wide), sign in the most precarious of spots in the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York during the filming of the Late Show with David Letterman.

I am still unaware of what the artist wants me to shave. Or maybe the the sign was placed there for a specific person. If so what is that person meant to shave? Why such force (capital letters and an exclamation mark)? This is one of the simplest but one of the most enigmatic pieces of artwork I have ever seen. If anyone knows who needs to shave what and why please let me know, it's making me lose sleep.

Dogs D'Amour

This is fresh in from one of my European Correspondents. Found at the Sporthalle arena in Hamburg, Germany.

This is lovely. So simple. Scott loves dogs but now every visitor to the sporthalle now knows just how much. I can only guess to the reasoning behind the awful spelling of Bums. I am no linguist but perhaps it is german grammar badly translated or the artist was rushing the piece as Scott was on his way back from making love to a local junge Hund. Either way it's simplicity is devine.

All Clowns Are Not Evil

I must apologize to any dressing room walls purists out there as this was not found on a wall but this is one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed. [and it was at a gig]

I spotted this balloon animal making clown at the TRL studios in New York. I spotted the half finished balloon animal (that is if the clown wasn't trying to make a balloon cock and balls) and by the time a camera phone was produced to snap the unwittingly rude clown the "rubberised animal" had moved into the optimum position. I cried and nearly wee'd my pants.

A little excessive

Cor Blimey!

This little horror was spotted by my Canada correspondent in Onterio recently.

Lets hope that in the future adjusting public signs doesn't make it legal. I once chained my bike to a railing and had this sharpie artiste passed by earlier without my knowledge I may have had my cock lacerated.